Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
how can u be prego again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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