oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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