Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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