I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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