So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize