i think my mom watched the whole time
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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