Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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