their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She needs sedatives and a leash
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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