sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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