And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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