Dual....:-)
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think my tv is drunk
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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