cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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