Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Mom said you looked used
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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