would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
