Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
