literally had 100 drinks last night.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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