She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.