out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.