He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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