There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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