Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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