Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(719): View more from Colorado

okay pat passed out under dana's car

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.

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(727): View more from Florida

would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?

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(503): View more from Oregon

We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.

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(845): View more from New York

This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.

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(510): View more from California

Found an old burrito under my bed

(415): View more from California

You are a sick fuck

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(224): View more from Illinois

So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.

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(512): View more from Texas

I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.

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