I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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