it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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