Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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