How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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