You really coming over, don't trick.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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