My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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