I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize