So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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