yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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