Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do vagina's smell?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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