There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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