Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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