We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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