last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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