dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.