they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
All I want is dick and wine.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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