Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
