I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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