It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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