I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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