It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
