What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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