I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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