He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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