is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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