her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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