I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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