Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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