Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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