I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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