I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize