508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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