Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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