I want to make a zoo with you.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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