I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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